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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Look!  We’re bloggin’ y’all!!</description><title>Reformed Whores</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @reformedwhores)</generator><link>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>We love our German fans!!! At least we think they are...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6c7905a8a0355571670b361d210b7846/tumblr_mhkfbl7zCw1r89bhbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;We love our German fans!!! At least we think they are fans… We used google translate to find out.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/42055814629</link><guid>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/42055814629</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2013 18:45:00 -0500</pubDate><category>funny</category><category>reformed whores</category><category>comedy</category><category>german</category><category>nyc</category><category>trolling</category></item><item><title>We couldn’t hold it in any longer! Here’s our new...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/pf_UChwEsDE?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;We couldn’t hold it in any longer! Here’s our new music video fro “Girls Poop Too”!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/40025868831</link><guid>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/40025868831</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2013 13:55:55 -0500</pubDate><category>Reformed Whores</category><category>Team Submarine</category><category>Poop Humor</category><category>Funny</category></item><item><title>Christmas has come early! A brand new Reformed Whores video is...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/jRdnRx04hgI?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Christmas has come early! A brand new &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Reformed-Whores/126373324045732?ref=stream&amp;group_id=0" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/page.php?id=126373324045732&amp;extragetparams=%7B%22group_id%22%3A0%7D"&gt;Reformed Whores&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span&gt;video is ready for your viewing pleasure. It’s a VERY IMPORTANT holiday message. Consider yourself warned and share with friends!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/38393776611</link><guid>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/38393776611</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2012 12:57:04 -0500</pubDate><category>Christmas</category><category>Holiday</category><category>Reformed Whores</category><category>Ukulele</category><category>comedy</category></item><item><title>Oh My GAH Y’all!!  We are Semi Finalists for the Andy...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdc22fjoeL1r89bhbo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oh My GAH Y’all!!  We are Semi Finalists for the Andy Kaufman Awards! Come out and support us tomorrow (Monday) night at Gotham Comedy Club at 8pm (doors at 7:30) Did we mention that if we make it to the finals we get to meet Tony Danza???  This is Katy’s life long dream so have a heart, help out a Whore!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Buy your tickets—-&gt; &lt;a href="http://gothamcomedyclub.com/show.cfm?id=196471&amp;cart"&gt;HERE&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/35492618184</link><guid>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/35492618184</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 Nov 2012 12:03:51 -0500</pubDate><category>Andy Kaufman</category><category>Andy Kaufman Award</category><category>Reformed Whores</category><category>gotham Comedy Club</category><category>Tony Danza</category></item><item><title>14 solid gold comedy music hits featuring the viral stylings of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md8f63wTSU1r89bhbo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;14 solid gold comedy music hits featuring the viral stylings of NYC’s funniest comedy musicians in an assortment of musical genres. If you love jokes to a beat, a la Flight of the Concords and Garfunkel and Oates, this show is for you. Jessica Delfino hosts this showcase featuring 7 comedy musicians fresh off the NY Times and Time Out NY championed NY Funny Songs Fest. BPMs and LOLs galore!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;With Ben Lerman, Rob Paravonian, Carolyn Castiglia with Mara Herron, Reformed Whores, Mel and EL and Mark Douglas of Key of Awesome! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div class="text_exposed_show"&gt;doors at 7:30 PM, show at 8 PM sharp&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Presented by the New York Comedy Festival and The Comedy Musician’s Coalition, NYC. &lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div class="text_exposed_show"&gt;$10 in advance, $15 at the door&lt;br/&gt;Thank you for supporting independently produced comedy music shows!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;ADVANCE TICKETS: &lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/274989" rel="nofollow nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;http://&lt;span class="word_break"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.brownpapertickets.com/"&gt;www.brownpapertickets.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="word_break"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;event/274989&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/35346115521</link><guid>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/35346115521</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2012 12:56:27 -0500</pubDate><category>reformed whores</category><category>key of awesome</category><category>new york comedy festival</category></item><item><title>A message from our forefathers to go out and F&amp;*KING VOTE...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/60_61sEShYk?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A message from our forefathers to go out and F&amp;*KING VOTE Tuesday November 6th.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/35063816761</link><guid>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/35063816761</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2012 12:36:54 -0500</pubDate><category>election 2012</category><category>vote</category><category>reformed whores</category><category>obama</category><category>romney</category></item><item><title>Hey ya’ll! Check out the trailer for our debut album...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Z52Up3YwTSY?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hey ya’ll! Check out the trailer for our debut album Ladies Don’t Spit and then RSVP for our &lt;a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/261599680627762/"&gt;Album Release Party&lt;/a&gt; on October 23rd at The Bowery Electric! &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/33238185902</link><guid>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/33238185902</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2012 13:17:25 -0400</pubDate><category>reformed whores</category><category>katy frame</category><category>marie cecile anderson</category><category>wendigo productions</category><category>The bowery electric</category><category>ukulele</category><category>accordion</category></item><item><title>disalmanac:

Disalmanac Podcast 042: Geometry (with Reformed...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_33165675173" src="http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/33165675173/audio_player_iframe/reformedwhores/tumblr_mbl0ivdzSl1qhgmca?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Freformedwhores%2F33165675173%2Ftumblr_mbl0ivdzSl1qhgmca" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://disalmanac.tumblr.com/post/33164154361/disalmanac-podcast-042-geometry-with-reformed"&gt;disalmanac&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Disalmanac Podcast 042: Geometry (with Reformed Whores)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This week: Re-learn all the fact-like facts about geometry you forgot after ninth grade! Plus, a Random Bonus Fact from the musical-comedy duo Reformed Whores (which, surprise, is about whoring!).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Or: look for Disalmanac on iTunes and subscribe and leave a kind review.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thank you for your attention in this matter.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;COOL!  Check it out here. —-&gt;&lt;a href="http://disalmanac.wordpress.com/2012/10/08/disalmanac-podcast-042-geometry-with-reformed-whores/"&gt; DISALMANAC PODCAST&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/33165675173</link><guid>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/33165675173</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2012 12:29:17 -0400</pubDate><category>reformed whores</category><category>ukulele</category><category>accordion</category><category>disalmanac</category><category>ladies don't spit</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb8dvtA35O1r89bhbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/32684594176</link><guid>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/32684594176</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2012 16:21:28 -0400</pubDate><category>reformed whores</category><category>comedy</category><category>bowery electric</category><category>accordion</category><category>ukulele</category><category>katy frame</category><category>marie cecile anderson</category></item><item><title>Austin, we’re coming’ back!! We’ll be...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9f4caoWX21r89bhbo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Austin, we’re coming’ back!! We’ll be performing at the Out of Bounds Comedy Festival with The Frank Mills Improv Group THIS SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 1ST AT 9:30!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;buy your tickets here —-&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.outofboundscomedy.com/events/sat-sep-1st-930pm-hideout-upstairs/"&gt;TICKETS!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/30316152811</link><guid>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/30316152811</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2012 10:31:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Out of Bounds</category><category>Reformed Whores</category><category>Comedy</category><category>Ukulele</category><category>Accordion</category></item><item><title>This is pretty neat…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m947q8rKQt1r89bhbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is pretty neat…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/29905001757</link><guid>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/29905001757</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2012 13:10:56 -0400</pubDate><category>The Capitol</category><category>Reformed Whores</category><category>We Are Woman</category></item><item><title>TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT!!  AMAZING LINE UP!  COME SEE US...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7l1xrWnOr1r89bhbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT!!  AMAZING LINE UP!  COME SEE US AND…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Adam Newman, Matt McCarthy, Jared Logan, and Kara Klenk!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Union Hall 8pm!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/27788412225</link><guid>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/27788412225</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jul 2012 18:17:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>We know what you’ve been thinking.  You’ve been...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7de08aruC1r89bhbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;We know what you’ve been thinking.  You’ve been thinking, “Hey Whores, when are you gonna do a show for us heavy metal fans?” Well the answer is Saturday. Yea, that’s right!  See us THIS SATURDAY at IRVING PLAZA BABY!!!  We’ll be hosting an intense rock show with all your NYC metal favorites!! Saturday July 21st, doors at 7pm.  Show goes until midnight!  See you there, punks!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For tickets click &lt;a href="http://irvingplaza.com/event/000048DAE043C65D" target="_blank"&gt;HERE&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/27496688083</link><guid>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/27496688083</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2012 14:57:43 -0400</pubDate><category>REformed Whores</category><category>Kill Code</category><category>Sex Slaves</category><category>Irving Plaza</category></item><item><title>The Whores at The D last night!  Epic night in musical comedy...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6e0e0aJ5z1r89bhbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Whores at The D last night!  Epic night in musical comedy history…  &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/26147530700</link><guid>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/26147530700</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2012 12:27:36 -0400</pubDate><category>tenacious D</category><category>reformed whores</category><category>giant inflatable dick</category></item><item><title>We’re gonna be at Carolines again y’all!!...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6a9v0TUMP1r89bhbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;We’re gonna be at Carolines again y’all!!  We’ll be opening up for Adam Newman who will be appearing on John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up Show this season on Comedy Central. You may also know him from College Humor or TV Guide Channels “100 shows to Watch Before You Die”.  Come see us all live this Sunday July 1st at 10pm!  Get your tickets &lt;a href="http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&amp;eventId=4700325&amp;pl=carolines"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/26004624807</link><guid>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/26004624807</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2012 12:01:00 -0400</pubDate><category>reformed whores</category><category>Adam Newman</category><category>Comedy Central</category><category>John Oliver</category><category>College Humor</category><category>Carolines on broadway</category></item><item><title>Charleston!  It is our last night performing in your wonderful...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4udegdzlg1r89bhbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Charleston!  It is our last night performing in your wonderful city before we head back to the big apple.  Check out our last performance at the Piccolo Spoleto Festival TONIGHT!  Theater 99.  10pm!!  Buy your tickets here—&gt; &lt;a href="https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pr/913774" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pr/913774"&gt;https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pr/913774&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/24064971428</link><guid>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/24064971428</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2012 11:23:03 -0400</pubDate><category>piccolo spoleto</category><category>charleston</category><category>theater 99</category><category>reformed whores</category><category>ukulele</category><category>accordion</category></item><item><title>Got memorial day plans?  Well if you’re in the Charleston...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ffjnu6aK1r89bhbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Got memorial day plans?  Well if you’re in the Charleston S.C. area you do now!  Come see our ONE HOUR SHOW at Theater 99 (280 Meeting Street) as part of the Piccolo Spoleto Fringe Festival! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Saturday May 26 at 7pm, Sunday May 27 at 5:30pm,  Monday May 28 at 7pm, &amp; Wednesday May 30 at 10pm&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Get your Tickets here—-&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.piccolospoleto.com/?p=10140" target="_blank"&gt;CLICK THIS!!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/23543192792</link><guid>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/23543192792</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 09:45:00 -0400</pubDate><category>piccolo Spoleto</category><category>REformed Whores</category><category>Accordion</category><category>Ukulele</category><category>Memorial day weekend</category></item><item><title>TONIGHT:  Come out and see “Some of New York City’s...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3kgd2IuGv1r89bhbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;TONIGHT:  Come out and see “Some of New York City’s best performers”* …and us!  We’ll be at The Floating Kabarette at Galapagos Art Space in Brooklyn.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;16 Main Street DUMBO Brooklyn&lt;br/&gt;Doors at 9:30pm Show at 10:30pm&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;* That quote’s from the New York Times y’all.  Yea, we ain’t messin’ around…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/22467084837</link><guid>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/22467084837</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 16:17:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>We’re gonna be in New York’s Funny Song Festival....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m303hlxEBH1r89bhbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;We’re gonna be in New York’s Funny Song Festival.  Nominate us for BEST COMEDY MUSIC BAND here —-&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.stellarsurvey.com/s.aspx?u=7F6ADFC0-919A-4564-973C-BC2509F70EBC"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.stellarsurvey.com/s.aspx?u=7F6ADFC0-919A-4564-973C-BC2509F70EBC"&gt;http://www.stellarsurvey.com/s.aspx?u=7F6ADFC0-919A-4564-973C-BC2509F70EBC&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/21731513807</link><guid>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/21731513807</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:27:21 -0400</pubDate><category>Reformed Whores</category><category>Comedy Music</category><category>Ukulele</category><category>Accordion</category><category>New York Funny Song Festival</category><category>Nominate us</category></item><item><title>HOLY MOLY! We are so excited!!! Looks like we’re...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2owmrPSjh1r89bhbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;HOLY MOLY! We are so excited!!! Looks like we’re makin’ an album y’all, and it’s&lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt; all thanks to YOU! We’re so very grateful to all of our donors. Your support has been overwhelming. Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;If you were planning on donating, but hadn’t gotten around to it yet, you can still be a part of COUNTRY WESTERN MUSICAL COMEDY HISTORY! Rest assured that every single dollar we make over our goal will go to very good use and help us make this the best album it can possibly be. We still have 2 days left in our campaign so how about this, if we make it to $15,000 we’ll make an amazing music video to go along with our new album that you can share with your friends and say you helped make. We cannot wait to get this album into your hands so you can clap, sing, and laugh along!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;XOXOXOXO&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/893571132/reformed-whores-debut-album" rel="nofollow nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/"&gt;http://www.kickstarter.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="word_break"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;projects/893571132/&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="word_break"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;reformed-whores-debut-album&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/21335339130</link><guid>http://reformedwhores.tumblr.com/post/21335339130</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:25:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Donate</category><category>Reformed Whores</category><category>ukulele</category><category>accordion album</category></item></channel></rss>
